Well, my number was up this week. It was, unfortunately, my turn to grace the front of our company newsletter with a dorky photo and a GROW bio that – despite the fact that we get to write our own quotes – still always manages to embarrass while providing fodder to friends and coworkers for days. I knew this was coming, and I dreaded the moment ever since I saw my friend‘s goofy Estonia photo last month – but there was nothing that could be done. It was my time in history. And now I’ll be forever immortalized on the Internets for having uttered the sage words “It’s cold in September! In Florida, we’d still be going to the beach…”

Yep, true words of wisdom to share with my fellow employees, and the world. It’s why they pay me the big bucks, folks.